So you're probably wondering what is so cheeky about sending a note through us. Well, for starters your message is written across a models sexy body :D

Step 1 Write your note and submit, complete paypal checkout, make any last requests. (female/male model, position, url of what doodle/sign you want etc).

Step 2 Receive a link to your private cheekynote holding page in your inbox. Give us 1-10 days to get your note onto our models cheeks, photograph it and publish it. (We do shoots on saturdays generally).

Step 3 View your cheeky note! Share your awesome cheekynote link with your friends privately, or even display it on this site! The image is now yours.

 

Positive Suggestions:

Happy Birthday Steve
Well Done Mike
Congrats on the promotion!
I (heart) mywebsite
I (heart) myclan
Ted Rocks
Save the whales
Donate to Wikileaks

Bad ideas:

It's a boy
I quit
You are fired
Marry me
Bruno (heart) you
Get Milk

So there I am. It is a tuesday afternoon and I am bored. I have just been paid and want to mark the occasion. I want to tell my friend Steve that I love, I care for him. How to bring this across in a mysoginistic, manly way? It must be reflective of the verging of my mind on the decadent, seedy chasm on which it dwells. It must convery a message too. It must be unique. Heck I want a gorgeous girl to be invoved in the process. Some how. Wait. I got it. Ill go to a site, type in my message, and then lie back and reel in the delight of his face when he receives it. The note, emblazoned across the voluptuos cheeks of a gorgeous models ass.

You agree that you will not include anyones personal details in your cheeky note. Payment is for the receipt of a link to a non doctored photograph of a message written on a model. The message must be less then an ass width X 3. If you are unsure check out the gallery. Do not ask your girlfriend / female acquaintance how big their ass is. You must accept that depending on the day of the week, you may have to wait between 1-5 working days for us to have the time to hire the model, mark their bits, take a pic and publish this. If we take longer then 7 days you are entitled to a full refund. Lighting, choice of pants, position of model, resolution, and any other environemtnal factors, will always mean the image produced will be different to what one expects. This is a condition which will always occur. The good news is we aim to make it better then you can ever have possibly hoped for.

This website is standalone and not affiliated in any way with any other companies. Every month we choose a new charity, and donate 5% of our profits to it. If you want to do good in the world, then support these charities!
All use of internet memes are not to be taken for granted, alot of awesome people made them. If you want to see more, nip over to 4chan.

Clothing

All models are non nude. This means they will atleast be wearing a thong. There are plans to allow nude cheekynotes in the not too distant future.

Refunds

In the unlikely event that you have a problem with the image, we have the right to disagree, and go watch a movie. However, most likely if there is some issue, we will be happy to redo the shoot, within the next 20 days, and you can have a brand new cheekynote for free. Oh, and if we fail to deliver on time (we are a young startup after all) - well we will refund you the cost of the cheekynote :D

The Models

Are hot and over 18 years of age and no body touching or full nudity is involved. This is art. Ok well really awesome kinky art.